HERE'S WHAT WALLY THINKS
In life it's so important to be able to laugh; otherwise all you can do is cry.
Contained on this page are opportunities to possibly enjoy a good laugh or two.
WALLY'S FIELD OF DREAMS
Wally likes to mingle with other entertainers when he gets a chance. It gives him opportunities to discuss issues and exchange ideas with prominent entertainers who have much to offer him.
It's one of the many pluses of being in "the field of music".
However, sometimes surprises happen as Wally has found out!
WALLY'S JOKE OF THE MONTH
A woman brings a very limp duck to a veterinarian and lays it on his examination table. The vet pulls out his stethoscope and listens to the bird's chest. After a few moments he says, "I'm sorry but your duck, Cuddles, has passed away. "Are you absolutely certain?" wails the woman.
"Yes I am sure. Your duck is dead", replies the vet.
"How can you be so sure when you've done no testing? My duck could be in a coma", says the lady.
The vet goes into another room and returns with a black Labrador Retriever. The dog stands on his hind legs and sniffs the duck from top to bottom. He looks at the vet with sad eyes, shakes his head and then leaves the room with the vet. The vet returns a second time with a cat.
The cat sniffs the duck from top to bottom, sits back on its haunches, shakes his head, meows softly and then leaves the room.
The vet says to the woman, "I'm sorry but your duck is absolutely dead." He goes to his computer, taps away on some keys and produces a bill that he hands to the woman.
The woman says, "$1,500.00! You're charging me $1,500.00 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet says, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20.00 but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan. the bill is now $1,500.00."
Even in the deep south there are opportunities for redneck individuals to brainstorm and come up with exciting and original ideas to transform and improve their ways of life.