HERE'S WHAT WALLY THINKS
In life it's so important to be able to laugh; otherwise all you can do is cry.
Contained on this page are opportunities to possibly enjoy a good laugh or two.
WALLY'S FIELD OF DREAMS
Wally likes to mingle with other entertainers when he gets a chance. It gives him opportunities to discuss issues and exchange ideas with prominent entertainers who have much to offer him.
It's one of the many pluses of being in "the field of music".
However, sometimes surprises happen as Wally has found out!
WALLY'S JOKE OF THE MONTH
On their way to get married, a young couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.
St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer for 3 months.
St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.
"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"
Even in the deep south there are opportunities for redneck individuals to brainstorm and come up with exciting and original ideas to transform and improve their ways of life.